Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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