No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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