: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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