the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize