so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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