so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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