too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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