I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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