I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I need to sanitize my soul.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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