doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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