i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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