ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
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