Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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