But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
being pregnant is like rehab
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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