You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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