i would punch a child for taco bell
Did you just see the Batmobile???
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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