she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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