i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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