It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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