we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
When did angry sex become our thing?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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