somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I think people are normalizing furries
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Randomize
