I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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