Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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