So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I love you. Go after that dick
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
