I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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