I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Green mimosas i think yes
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
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