Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Randomize
