By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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