What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
My ATM looks so different sober.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
