I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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