I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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