are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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