Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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