whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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