windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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