just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize
