I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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