I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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