maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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