Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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