high people should be assigned attendants
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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