On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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