His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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