Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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