I can't breathe out the right side of my face
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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