I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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