Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(517): View more from Michigan

Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes

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(434): View more from Virginia

I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.

(1-434): View more from Virginia

Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy

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(815): View more from Illinois

I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.

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(805): View more from California

Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE

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(716): View more from New York

This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.

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