It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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