What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
