yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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