I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Let the clothes fall where they may.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize