In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
