i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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