hell yes lets make some ravioli
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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