how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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